45 Funny Would You Rather Questions [2022]

45 Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather questions can be a fun and surprising way to start a conversation. They get people talking about things they might not otherwise talk about and can be used as a way to gain insight into the person you’re talking to.

Would you rather questions are also a good icebreaker because they’re usually more personal than “what do you do?” or “where are you from?” If you don’t know how to start a conversation, would you rather questions are a great place to start.

The best way to use would you rather questions is to ask them in a conversational style. This means not asking them a question but with an attitude of conversation. You will have more success with this if your tone is casual, friendly, and non-judgmental.

When you ask these questions, it’s important that you don’t make any assumptions about the answer or the person’s answer. Instead, let the person tell you what their answer is and see if it makes sense to you.

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1. Would you rather be a panda or a monkey?

2. Would you rather be a panda or have the ability to use your belch as a weapon?

3. Would you rather have to go on a diet forever, or never get fat no matter what you do?

4. Would you rather have your teeth fall out and lose all your money, or never be able to afford dental insurance?

5. Would you rather be a personal trainer or an astronaut?

6. Would you rather live forever, but only eat bananas and bread, or never eat anything ever again?

7. Would you rather have no legs and walk with crutches, or no arms and only use your head to walk?

8. Would you rather win $10 million in the lottery, but then have to spend the rest of your life in prison, or win $10 million in the lottery and then get super powers from being exposed to radioactive waste from Chornobyl?

9. Would you rather have an unlimited supply of money or an unlimited supply of health?

10. Would you rather have a great job that pays well but is stressful and boring, or a terrible job that pays poorly and is fun?

11. Would you rather live in a small town filled with friendly people, or a big city filled with unfriendly people?

12. Would you rather be able to fly faster than sound, or not be able to fly at all?

13. Would you rather get paid $500 every time someone visits your website, or get paid $1 million if they sign up for your service?

14. Would you rather be loved by everyone in the world or just one person?

15. Would you rather be happy or be rich?

16. Would you rather have a beautiful girlfriend or a smart wife?

17. Would you rather have a faithful friend or have the money to hire one?

18. Would you rather live in a world full of love, peace, and happiness, or a world full of war, hate, and suffering?

19. Would you rather have a good-looking ex-boyfriend or an ugly one?

20. Would you rather listen to your worst enemy’s problems or have your problems?

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21. Would you rather be able to fly, or be able to read people’s minds? 

22. Would you rather fall from the sky without being hurt, or fall from the sky and die instantly?

23. Would you rather have a toothache or a hangover?

24. Would you rather die in an explosion or suffer from cancer?

25. Would you rather be able to fly or see into the future?

26. Would you rather eat bugs and worms for breakfast every day for the rest of your life, or never eat anything ever again?

27.  Would you rather get hit by a bus, or fall off a building?

28. Would you rather be the only person in the world who knew how to jump and fly, or would you rather be the only person in the world who knew how to swim and fly?

29. Would you rather have one million dollars or 10 million dollars?

30. Would you rather live forever, or be able to remember every single thing that ever happened?

31. Would you rather have all your teeth pulled out, or have no teeth at all?

32. Would you rather be completely covered with hair all over your body, or completely naked?

33. Would you rather have wings and be able to fly through space, or just have one wing and be able to fly around on Earth?

34. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or zebra?

35. Would you rather every shirt you ever wear be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1 ply toilet paper?

36. Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?

37. Would you rather wear a wedding dress/tuxedo every single day or wear a bathing suit every single day?

38. Would you rather have all dogs try to attack you when they see you or all birds try to attack you when they see you?

39. Would you rather have a house you live in to have one strong smell of your choice for the rest of your life or wake up to your house smell changing randomly every day?

40. Would you rather only be able to wear clown shoes or not be able to wear any shoes?

41. Would you rather have the ability to mute people at will or pause people for five seconds at a time? 

42. Would you rather have everything you draw become real or be able to fly but only as fast as you can run?

43. Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body showing what you did yesterday?

44. Would you rather travel the world for a year on a shoestring budget or stay in only one country for a year but live in luxury?

45. Would you rather be completely insane and know that you are insane or completely insane and believe you are sane?

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